Just finished day 2 and it feels like we’ve already packed in a full week of vacation.
Here are some of the highlights of the trip so far:
1. Ange puking on the plane from a bad combination of red wine & prescription drugs.
2. Air France buying us dinner in MTL cause our plane was 25 mins delayed. No really.
3. having to download a compass app (which probably cost me a trillion dollars in roaming charges) cause we were so over tired and lost we thought knowing where North was would help. Um turns out it didn’t).
4. Watching Ange mix oil & vinegar for her bread in what I knew was the ashtray. No I didn’t let her actually eat it.
5. How cheap everything is. Seriously you need to get your ass down here before Croatia joins the E. U.
6. Letting Ange fend for herself on the bus while the drunk old man hit on her.
7. The hot pink toilet in the bathroom in the Paris airport.
8. Ange trying to figure out what gate our bus to Varazdin left from by looking at her boarding pass. Yes from the plane.
9. The fact that everyone here seems to live on beer, coffee, and ice cream.
10. The view from fucking everywhere!
yes a lot of my top 10 involves ange doing dumb/funny things. But she knows I’m laughing at her umm I mean with her…
